Here are a few jokes I have gathered and I will add more in the future!
Laugh your heart out fellas!
=>I had been feeling depressed since I suffered a severe stroke which paralyzed one side of my face. To cheer me up my mates took me to a comedy club tonight.I had a right laugh.
=>I had an argument with a stroke victim, it was pretty one sided.
=>Playing charades is a bad time to have a heart attack.
=>Those people who say that “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger”, have clearly never arm-wrestled a stroke victim.
=>I dropped on to one knee in front of my girlfriend, I looked into her loving eyes and whilst taking hold of her delicate hand muttered the words that reduced her to tears.
Sources: Mary Free Bed- Rehabilitation Hospital, Sickipedia
“Dial 999 I’m having a stroke.”
==>>Courtesy of Sickipedia