-My friend at work is always boasting about her hectic lifestyle, she’ll be laughing on the other side of her face when she has a stroke.
– Since my son was in hospital, I have seen a side of him I don’t really like.
The stroke left him looking partially spasticated.
-I was in the pub with my mate & he was fucked, but I remembered:
F is for FACE – Has his face fallen on one side?
A is for ARMS – Is he able to raise his arms?
S is for SPEECH – is his speech slured?
T is for TEXT – text his wife ‘off his phone’ to say that he’s staying at yours.
I think I saved his life.